Check the beat DJ.. Ima wreck this.

OK... So to extrapolate on the previous post, I feel it’s necessary to explain exactly how time travel works. There's quite a few theory’s that those “scientist” would like you to believe.  Chief amongst those being that objects must exist in a certain “space” at a certain “time” in order to keep from being obliterated. Along with that that Space and time are inversely linked, I.E.: The slower your going, the more energy your using moving through time, faster your going, less energy moving through time.

THEY ARE WRONG!!

Simply put, that although these COULD be correct, there is a bar none easier way to achieve time travel. The conscience mind exists in a constant state of movement and exchange of energy. Mr. Lincoln had the joy of experiencing first hand what I like to call “Fusion under conditions kelvinized as external and destructive”, or FUCKED for short. Here is how Mr. Lincoln was FUCKED:

 Upon firing his gun, the young John Wilkes Booth thought that he sent Lincoln on a one way trip to the grave, saving the country from some type of radical republishing of the novel “The catcher and the rye” that would have inevitably lead to nearly every child becoming a serial killer. What he instead accomplished was ensuring Mr. Lincoln’s FUCKED status. Whereupon the bullet entered his cranial cavity, instead of causing massive destructive hemorrhaging, it’s counterclockwise spiraling bullet managed to touch, and press together, a path of no less and no more, 1500 neurons to the pressure of 1500psi. These neurons no longer had need of pathways to pass electrical information. They were in fact so close that they were able to conduct information passage at a FTL (faster than light) speed. In this single instant, they elevated to a singular consciousness cognitive in all things. Time passed no more. In this one instant Mr. Lincoln lived over a million life times… Much akin to Dr. Manhattan, he had obtained all knowledge of the universe.

I hope this explains a lot for you guys…
Mr. Lincoln can now be found FUCKED anywhere, at anytime. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

EDIT:  I just re read what I wrote… I need sleep. It’s insane… Its staying.