Hello world! Now its time to get down to buisness.
First post in a brave new medium. Yeah, i know, blogging has been around for a while. Yeah i know, theres some bloggers out there who write cool stuff. Yeah i know, my weiner is massive. Consider this: Twenty thousand years from now, when the earth is covered in sub-atomic volcanic ash from the "War on plants", and timetraveling Abraham Lincoln (Yeah thats right, getting shot in the head allows you to time travel, WHAT OF IT?!) lands boot first into that seedy crusted destroyed world, the few remaining pockets of human civilization will find him. They will show hime where all this mayhem started... Glen Beck...
Somehow, im sure ill be mentioned... Surely.
This is a blog about stuff. Sometimes random, sometimes not. As the very nature of the universe, unyeilding and everchanging. This wins. P.S.: Be prepared for SMALL amounts of hyperbole.
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