This is a blog about stuff. Sometimes random, sometimes not. As the very nature of the universe, unyeilding and everchanging. This wins. P.S.: Be prepared for SMALL amounts of hyperbole.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Here we go again.
So another week done, another begins. Back on the ole boat, in the ole ocean, doing some ole floating around. Had enough time this weekend to get the rest of the bloatware of the comp im usuing for the cade. 43 fucking gig's of it. Christ almighty! That fucking vongo bitch reared its ugly face too. Got all that under control, them managed to suck mame's dick, got that bitch situated. Got my stick's set up, then somehow productivity screetched to a halt. Many hadoukens were thrown, but no casing built. It was neccesary to test before i build a cabinet for it right? haha sure does cut down on my productivity though, thats for sure. Also been trying to do science in between watching that nifty show Game of thrones. Game of thrones is pretty sick, but seems to be moving really fast through the story. Science goes well, as i have goten my long time girlfriend to help build some theorums with me. This references portal 2, in case your confused. SCIENCE! Also, after being on land for almost 4 days last week, i found out beer still taste's good, so thats good. Easter came and went, pretty sure i saw a jesus bunny, and he left candy crosses on my patio. This is also the patio my dog (proxy) shits on... so wont be eating those. Shant be eating the shit that was shunt on the shat... i think. Till next time!
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
LOOKOUT! An avalanche of voting!
Yesterday i put up a poll for the material of my cabinet. I got an outrageous number of votes... Maybe because i posted it on reddit. Those guys love polls. Final tally came in at... carry the two, watch out for that dividend... annnnnd we get... two votes. Fucking two... One of them mine.
Well, i guess thats how it goes huh old internet? You have given me some of the best wasted hours of watching cats in my life, im just trying to return the favor. After all what good is tons and tons of meaningless crap on the internet worth, if some of it is not more worthless than the rest.
I got a little mini deployment coming up, so ill be outtie for about a week... and ill start the build then. I guess i'll just do whatever suits my fancy. Suck me internet, suck me hard.
So here we are... WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
Well, i guess thats how it goes huh old internet? You have given me some of the best wasted hours of watching cats in my life, im just trying to return the favor. After all what good is tons and tons of meaningless crap on the internet worth, if some of it is not more worthless than the rest.
I got a little mini deployment coming up, so ill be outtie for about a week... and ill start the build then. I guess i'll just do whatever suits my fancy. Suck me internet, suck me hard.
So here we are... WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
The soul... It still burns.
So... Im kinda knee deep in a new project over here. An arcade machine. So far ive got the comp rebuilt, with a 17in monitor, and decent internals i pieced together form three different laptops. I plan on dropping a post on how i did it, complete with pics and humor when its done... Its got a whole MASSIVE amount of games ready to be loaded up in that bitch. Mame, SNES, SEGA, ETC... Mad amounts. I just ordered a X-arcade dual joystick... Its time to build a case...
An epic case...
I need ideas for graphics, materials, shapes, cool shit. I got a great idea of EXACTLY what i want already, but i am VERY open to super awesome ideas. I plan on taking my time, making this really dope. Your idea gets picked, i put your name on this bitch. Also you get rights to it when i die, if you are not implicated in the "accident".
If you have ideas about what would look cool on this bitch... Holler.
Also, vote for materials... MEOW!
An epic case...
I need ideas for graphics, materials, shapes, cool shit. I got a great idea of EXACTLY what i want already, but i am VERY open to super awesome ideas. I plan on taking my time, making this really dope. Your idea gets picked, i put your name on this bitch. Also you get rights to it when i die, if you are not implicated in the "accident".
If you have ideas about what would look cool on this bitch... Holler.
Also, vote for materials... MEOW!
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Stin reviews: CRYSIS 2... 3D
Let me start of by saying this: This 3D shit is FUCKING AWESOME.
So i purchased this little Crysis game a little bit ago. My computer was only Direct X 10 compliant, but still managed to run it on average settings. It was beautiful still, at that mediocre resolution. Enemies feel super aware of their own situation, and also were able to snipe me in the gonads from three miles away whenever i poked my face out around the side of a mountain. When i heard the prequel was announced, i was elated... overjoyed really, until i read this: "...will also be simultaneously released on consoles...". THE FUCK? It surprised me. Now, Ive been console gaming since the Atari 2600, and have nothing but respect for how nice it is to not have to upgrade to a new 500 dollar card every 6 months. Being that as it is, I previously held crysis in high regard for its incredible feats of glorious graphics. So much so that it was a staple of performance. If i built a computer for someone, a selling point would be that it "can run crisis on high". Just as FarCry before it, it was heralded as such throughout the community. A new benchmark. A high achievement. A reason to let Nvida fuck your wallet with their profit dick. So naturally, seeing this game come to consoles brought me pains of the chest. I know the 360/PS3 combo are no slouches, and can hold their own given proper programming and refinement, but this is crisis were talking about here... Do they really think were that stupid? Do they think we'll just buy it because it has a number after its name??? DO THEY THINK I WILL SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THE BEST???
Yes... They do...
Ports have long been the bain of many a user. For Crysis to join the list of shit, it was near unspeakable.
So i bought it.
It supported 3D, and this i suspected was going to be just as shit as COD:BO's "3D" Boy was i mistaken. I switched that fucker on and BAM! Instant awesome. My pussy got wet. The hud looked like it was in my face, and everything else as it should. Looking down the sights was particularly dope. I mean literal dope. It was as if i injected heroin straight into my eyes, and i couldn't get enough. Seriously... It was out of control. It was better than the first time i saw a boob...
Not that good in hindsight
Ok, so the game LOOKS good, not as super awesome as the PC im sure, but good... Lets check out the gmaeplay. Controls felt tight, but i haven't been in a fight yet, they might fall to shit at first contact. I mean the back of the case states that i get to fight enemies who are super intelligent, and react realistically. I expected this to mean "Cheat like a motherfucker and face fuck you when your in line of sight while raping babies" just as they did in the first game. Boy was i mistaken. The VERY FIRST enemy i come across i just running into a wall... Why? That shit was in his way, and CELL operatives divert their course for no masonry. "Oh jesus" i said, "This is going to make me adopt a dog from the pound, just so i have something around to beat whenever i think of this game" i said. Clearly, the AI was not all that awesome, and not something to be toted as a selling point.
You know what.... im too hung over for this shit.
Its good. Go buy it, and if you can, fuck your face with the 3D. Its worth it. Better than a handjob from goro.
So i purchased this little Crysis game a little bit ago. My computer was only Direct X 10 compliant, but still managed to run it on average settings. It was beautiful still, at that mediocre resolution. Enemies feel super aware of their own situation, and also were able to snipe me in the gonads from three miles away whenever i poked my face out around the side of a mountain. When i heard the prequel was announced, i was elated... overjoyed really, until i read this: "...will also be simultaneously released on consoles...". THE FUCK? It surprised me. Now, Ive been console gaming since the Atari 2600, and have nothing but respect for how nice it is to not have to upgrade to a new 500 dollar card every 6 months. Being that as it is, I previously held crysis in high regard for its incredible feats of glorious graphics. So much so that it was a staple of performance. If i built a computer for someone, a selling point would be that it "can run crisis on high". Just as FarCry before it, it was heralded as such throughout the community. A new benchmark. A high achievement. A reason to let Nvida fuck your wallet with their profit dick. So naturally, seeing this game come to consoles brought me pains of the chest. I know the 360/PS3 combo are no slouches, and can hold their own given proper programming and refinement, but this is crisis were talking about here... Do they really think were that stupid? Do they think we'll just buy it because it has a number after its name??? DO THEY THINK I WILL SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THE BEST???
Yes... They do...
Ports have long been the bain of many a user. For Crysis to join the list of shit, it was near unspeakable.
So i bought it.
It supported 3D, and this i suspected was going to be just as shit as COD:BO's "3D" Boy was i mistaken. I switched that fucker on and BAM! Instant awesome. My pussy got wet. The hud looked like it was in my face, and everything else as it should. Looking down the sights was particularly dope. I mean literal dope. It was as if i injected heroin straight into my eyes, and i couldn't get enough. Seriously... It was out of control. It was better than the first time i saw a boob...
Not that good in hindsight
Ok, so the game LOOKS good, not as super awesome as the PC im sure, but good... Lets check out the gmaeplay. Controls felt tight, but i haven't been in a fight yet, they might fall to shit at first contact. I mean the back of the case states that i get to fight enemies who are super intelligent, and react realistically. I expected this to mean "Cheat like a motherfucker and face fuck you when your in line of sight while raping babies" just as they did in the first game. Boy was i mistaken. The VERY FIRST enemy i come across i just running into a wall... Why? That shit was in his way, and CELL operatives divert their course for no masonry. "Oh jesus" i said, "This is going to make me adopt a dog from the pound, just so i have something around to beat whenever i think of this game" i said. Clearly, the AI was not all that awesome, and not something to be toted as a selling point.
You know what.... im too hung over for this shit.
Its good. Go buy it, and if you can, fuck your face with the 3D. Its worth it. Better than a handjob from goro.
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